Barbie

Why does everyone hate barbie? Because BARBIES SUCK. the original barbie song goes like this(P.S. sorry about the video, its random but it was all I could find on the website i used. Oh wait, its supposed to be random, never mind).

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but now, the lyrics have been edited so the newer version has these lyrics:

[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?

[Barbie]
Sure, Ken!

[Ken]
Well, forget it!

[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me

[Barbie]
I'm a bland homely girl
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky.

[Ken]
You're a doll, get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Won't go near you
'Cause your breath is stanky

[Barbie]
Don't get touched
I'm afraid
'Cause guys say
I'm an eyesore
[Ken]
I hate you barbie!

[Barbie]
Boo hoo!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me


[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah

[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me

[Barbie]
Boo hoo! Boo hoo!

Oh, let's go out and have some fun!

[Ken]
I'm sorry, but your too dang ugly!

(Barbie)
Oh screw you Ken!


In my opinion, i prefer that version. It fits barbie better. Anyway, here's a random video about barbies.

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Oh who knew? Barbies were actually popular a while ago. Big surprise for me(no seriously). Now, let's all take a look at Ken, barbie's boyfriend.


Oh how ugly, he doesn't look much better than barbie. So by now, you get my point, barbies are stupid.

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